One Kick Wonders v Trashwater Boys

The OKW Perspective:

Per usual, the One Kick Wonders triumphed over the opposing team in kickball. This week's opponent was the Trashwater Boys. From an athletic perspective, it was obvious that the Trashwater Boys were not a real threat. The One Kick Wonders managed to have almost every team member score at least once and effortlessly finished the game with a score of 11 to 5. However, one cannot deny the pure genius of the opposing team's styling choices. The coach was dressed in a dove-grey fitted blazer and lightly distressed denim. Another member of the opposing team was dressed in a pair of homemade jean shorts (jorts, if you will). The jorts served as both a courageous fashion statement and also a serious distraction during the game. Needless to say, the jorts stole the show and all other details of the game pale in comparison.