Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Nice Kicks, Wanna Flip? vs. One Kick Wonders

From the pens of NKWF?:


This past week was a trying time for Nice Kicks, Wanna Flip?. With Kim, their fearless leader, off on the foreign terrain of Florida and “No F’s” Freid off in Philly, the proverbial keys were handed off to rookie sensation Jimmy Schultz (of the Peoria Schultzes). NKWF suffered a difficult 2-1 loss and bench coach Mike Martynowycz  in an after game interview was quoted as saying, “GOOB!” Whatever that means…

After the game and a verbal lashing from an irate Schultz, the team picked up their boombox and did their walk of shame over to Nick’s for the tournament of cup flipping. Bar captain/pirate, Nikki McFarland intimidated their first round opponents into submission (they actually just didn’t come to the bar). In round 2, well, the other team must have cheated because it resulted in a loss.

In an unexpected twist to the evening, a captains challenge was called for and bar pirate McFarland stammered over to a downtrodden and bitter Schultz and explained to him that he would be participating. McFarland’s intuition proved to be spot on as Schultz managed to pull himself up by the bootstraps and come in a solid 3rd place. 


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