Kicki Longstocking vs. Just Hit It

After countless seasons and countless boring base hits, Greg Walker has finally kicked a home run. Nothing else matters anyone as I, Greg Walker, have now kicked a home run. Bunts are boring - you heard it here first. Sure, I technically scored on an error, but you can just go ahead and shut your mouth as I will forever remember that at bat as a home run. I plan to keep on swinging for the fences for the rest of the year, so plan accordingly, other teams. In other exciting news, Kicki is undefeated and has allowed a grand total of 0 runs. You know where else we are defeated? The bar. Kiss our collective asses, 1972 Miami Dolphins.