Some say CBR stands for
"Challengers Be Wanted", but isn't it ironic? Firstly, the letters
are even the letters for "Challengers Be Wanted", but secondly, CBR
requesting challengers is like Stephen Hawking requesting a challenger to an
fight-to-the-death MMA fight.
Unfortunately for us, the
Bender men were playing like you would expect Hawking to fight, that is,
Miserably, with a capital M. No loss, however, because the Bender ladies
stepped up to plate, literally, kicking home
runs like you wouldn't believe. Even on defense, every ball that went up in the
air landed a Bender lady's arms. (That would be outs galore, for those who
don't follow kickball rules.) The end score being Bender ladies: 10 CBW: 0.
But there was still this
whole nonsense about "Challengers Being Requested". So maybe we
thought, CBW is talking about the flip cup challenge. This was not to their
luck, either. If you have ever seen a synchronized diving video, watching the
Bender line gobble beer and flip cups is very similar. The beer went down, the
cups went up, and landed on their plastic little heads faster than you could
"Ole" three times in a row. Rumor has it that it was so fast that
Bender finished all seven rounds before CBW finished their first three drinks.
But in all honesty, no one actually saw it, since it was way too fast for the human
eye to process.
Anyways, it was a good
game, and we look forward to more upcoming "challenges".
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